I've been pretty busy lately....but will be back before Xmas.

-drue


FEB 2010 NOTE:
  I HONESTLY THOUGHT I WOULD GET BACK TO THIS BLOG WHEN I POSTED THIS IN 2008. AFTER A LONG HIATUS, HAVING KIDS, MOVING AND BUNCH OF OTHER STUFF, I WAS REALLY ITCHING TO GET BACK TO POSTING HERE REGULARLY AS A CREATIVE OUTLET.
  SINCE I DONT WANT TO REMOVE ALL THE OLD CONTENT, I'M GOING TO GO THROUGH AND PUT SOME NOTES ON THE POST THAT STILL SHOW, UNTIL THE NEW CONTENT PUSHES IT OUT. ODDLY ENOUGH THE FEW I SEE HERE ARE KIND OF RELEVANT AGAIN!!
-drue

Feb 2010 Note: This was a real email, I swear.

I really am......checking my Gmail Trash-heap Junk-box Spam thingie is just a pleasure these days. I love the misspellings, randomly generated phrases and over-the-top awkwardness of these trash messages.

Like this one!

From: BERTRAND GOLABJAMUNFACE
TO: Lil Ol DRUESKI
SUBJECT: QuiCK!!!! Look HeRe NoEW FAg

Hola,Fuck beer!

Got sexy girl?Click here (link disabled for your own good)

Of authoritiesa parterre of kings in the empire shafts, them akaras, and kshatriyas, the deep foundation was laid, three years after his advancement virtue of our good deeds ascend thou to heaven. neither three rivers, nor the islands of sorel and satyavan sweetly said unto savitri, 'behold ofthe little inn were requisitioned to the utmost with fruitsand flowers?' cock and after thinking so and servants and guests, is truly lean and not on the box, the whip was cracked,and two sleepy from which that stream takes its rise. Speech the phrase the mentiri breasts had been substituted for as other washrooms are absolutely dry. Whatever the king causes chastisementto overtake all wicked these words from thy love, affection,and friendship.



AAAAAAhhhhhh.......pure poetry!!

Feb 2010 Note:
  I wrote and submitted this for some comedy thing...dont remember what. It was not accepted so it landed here.


US, China Agree on Hot American P***y for Debt Relief Deal
by Nordmere Firmquat

Amidst the excitment of the Olympics, President Bush met with Chinese President Hu Jintao in Beijing today to finalize a debt relief plan that will greatly reduce the amount of money owed to China by the United States. The agreement, which Bush deemed essential to mitigating the United States' financial obligation to China, which has ballooned from $60 billion to over $500 billion since 2000, stipulates the conscription of five hundred American girls as "articles of prurient interest" for use by the Chinese for a period of one week.

"American girls so sexy," remarked Jintao.

White House Press Secretary Dana Perino revealed to reporters this morning that those scheduled to report for mandatory service have already been selected from photos culled from social networking sites including Myspace and Facebook as well as passport and school yearbook photos by a consortium of Chinese government officials and businessmen willing to forgive billions in US Treasury security holdings for less than a quarter of a month of sexual pleasure with a beautiful, preferably virginal, young American woman.

"We've got ourselves into a bit of a pickle here, and we're calling on a relatively small number of individuals to take one for the team, if you will," Perino said, "But the girls, and handful of boys, who have been chosen by our Chinese friends should view this duty as an honor and a privilege. Selected from a pool of literally millions of prospective candidates, these fine young Americans will be performing a great patriotic service to our country while having the opportunity to experience an exotic, foreign land."

Added Perino: "And as for the sex, I've been apprised that they'll probably barely feel a thing."

Despite the approbative speeches, many of those who've already been notified of their looming obligation are less than enthusiastic.

"I don't want to spend a week getting f--ked by some dirty Chinaman," said one buxom sixteen year-old girl, "I'd rather fill my vagina with fresh cement."

Though experts predict that the public outcry over this most recent debt reduction deal with an Asian world power will exceed that which followed last month's federal recall of 1 million pairs of pre-worn panties used to negotiate $100 billion worth of relief from the $620 billion owed to the Japanese, officials claim their hands were tied.

"The Chinese aren't really into used panties, and the only other alternative was to let them repossess the (aircraft carrier) USS Ronald Reagan and two nuclear submarines," an anonymous source disclosed, "These guys want pussy or boats, and, well, we're keeping our boats."

Feb 2010 Note:
  This post and the one above it were the crown jewels of this blog for several weeks. I had heard that this John Edwards story was going to drop any day now and and I went to town with it, then the National Enquirer was running with it and I was crazy. I was telling everyone about how John Edwards was about to be exposed as a huge piece of SH*T that cheats and lies....and no one was believing me. Even once the mainstream media caught on the reaction was still the same as what I had experienced. "No, he's religious." and "He'd have to be crazy to do that and have a kid...what. NO WAY" people just didnt believe it. I remember felling so vindicated by all of the stuff that finally came out on this because so many people had told me I was wrong and possibly headed into slander territory. I still think John Edwards is a piece of garbage and his wife should have left him closer to when this was posted as opposed to this past week. At this point I think the psychic John Edwards has more credibility than this guy...which doesnt say much if you know how I feel about psychics.

Have any of you been following this story?
Its so odd, none of the mainstream media is picking it up, but the National Enquirer is touting it as the next big break. I will say that the National Enquirer did break Monika Lewinsky and OJ news VERY early on...before some others picked it up. It is possible that they are onto something. It's just the rate at which this is happening is so slow. Finally, today we have some new news on this, and blurry photos. I was convinced that something was up here, but now with the crapy photos....I dont know. This is 2008 people...come on. My cell phone can take better photos than that, and dont tell me it a "micro-spy cam" that they placed someplace because I have seen VIDEO for a spy cam thats better than that! The photos look like something from a 1960's James Bond flick! Did the Enquirer snap these with a micro-fiche camera or something? Really.

Why didnt they mention the in-room photos of Edwards and the kid? They have been talking about catching him at the hotel for weeks...but no mention of the spy cam photos.

I think the National Enquirer is inching closer to a Frances Quinn Hunter-John Edwards blood test - taken with a 200-foot needle aimed from a very steady helicopter.

the David Caruso blog?

I honestly appreciate the link, it's so very cool of them to do that....but I am lost as to whether they LOVE Caruso or Hate him? Are they Stalking him, or reporting on the stalkers?

Its all very confusing and amusing.......

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